Just For Laugh!

saw dis in my friendster bulletin board. hehehhh... cute and funny one hoh!

Little Led Liding Hoot

Once upon a time hor, got one girl little led liding
hoot. She want to go to Ah Mah's house.

Morning alleady she go out one, she got take come
one basket to put flower. She "do want" to walk
long-long so go take shotcut.

Wah!!! she dono got one animal follow her one hor!
She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah
house.

"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door leh?" she
talk. Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I
never close one"

Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go
inside door..... oh, solly solly....open the door and
go inside the house, she got see her Ah Mah on
top of the bed. She go ask Ah Mah.

"AH Mah, how come your eye vely big one hor?"
"So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.

"Ah Mah, how come your yearvely long one?"
"So vely easy to hear you one laah!!!!"

"Ah Mah, how come......."
"Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you.... never
die before heh?"

"Solylah Ah Mah, I dono mah that's why I ask".

"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah
Mah, I animal one you know................."

Wah! Little led liding Hoot vely scared one, she
scleam velyloud but late alleady, the animal
alleady eat her. She now inside stomach one.

Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside
the house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot,
he go and cut the animal stomach and take out
everything, but he too late, Little Led
Liding Hoot become sh*t alleady............