Quotable Quotes

here are some quotes i've found in Reader's Digest July 2006 that i'd like to share with u. well, the quote is about marriage, but hey, it's a good read for all so enjoy...

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.

JAY LENO, in Good Housekeeping

My Wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me.

JON BON JOVI, in The New York Post

Marriage is like a 5000-piece jigsaw puzzle - all sky.

Comedian CATHY LADMAN

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

JERRY SEINFELD

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.

Comedian, BRIAN KILEY

You should never marry anybody until you've seen each other miserable sick with the flu.

DR PHIL MCGRAW, in Ladies' Home Journal

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

BILL MAHER

Why does a woman work then years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

BARBRA STREISAND