Joke of The Day

This is funny.... have a good laugh!

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
Looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big.......I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue grill." With
that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then
went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right.........your butt is two inches wider than our barbecue
grill!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers:
"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one lousy
little sausage?"

Well, guys, the moral of the story is........NEVER....I mean NEVER, insult
your woman's physique!!!