Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Leyana's Disorder | |
Cause: | influence of the Devil |
Symptoms: | extreme reflective shots, going bump in the night, regurgitation, automatic writing |
Cure: | Kryptonite |
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Mesyel's Syndrome | |
Cause: | smoking |
Symptoms: | slightly enlarged liver and spleen, howling at the moon, whistling |
Cure: | acupuncture |
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Mimi's Syndrome | |
Cause: | excessive Internet usage |
Symptoms: | darkening of urine, red urine, hair tangling, vague terror |
Cure: | drink five pints of beer every day before meals |
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Mimi's Syndrome
Cause:excessive Internet usage
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Cure:drink five pints of beer every day before meals
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Ni pulak penyakit yang sia mo cari-cari ni! Tengok saja cure dia tu! Mahal tu beb.. so looks like my internet usage is not excessive enough..
*i'll palce my seat in a way so my head is closer to my modem now*
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