Thursday, May 05, 2005

Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Leyana's Disorder
Cause:influence of the Devil
Symptoms:extreme reflective shots, going bump in the night, regurgitation, automatic writing
Cure:Kryptonite
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Mesyel's Syndrome
Cause:smoking
Symptoms:slightly enlarged liver and spleen, howling at the moon, whistling
Cure:acupuncture
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Mimi's Syndrome
Cause:excessive Internet usage
Symptoms:darkening of urine, red urine, hair tangling, vague terror
Cure:drink five pints of beer every day before meals
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mimi's Syndrome
Cause:excessive Internet usage
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Cure:drink five pints of beer every day before meals
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Ni pulak penyakit yang sia mo cari-cari ni! Tengok saja cure dia tu! Mahal tu beb.. so looks like my internet usage is not excessive enough..
*i'll palce my seat in a way so my head is closer to my modem now*